Forget the drugs, forget the alcohol, forget being so high that you spend half the year in the courts trying to explain why you steal jewellery and just can’t bring yourself to pull your shit together!
Here’s the thing. My girl Lindsay is broke OK. She hasn’t worked since 2008 and all her savings seem to be disappearing up her nose in the form of white powder.
I mean this crazy judge expects her to go to counselling when she can’t afford it! She’s Lindsay Lohan for Christ sake. It’s not like she can go to common people’s off key AA type sessions where she’ll be hounded by paparazzi and an array of fans. No No, that won’t do. She needs to get a $1000 an hour counsellor to bring out her demons but what the judge needs to understand is that LiLo is having a little cash flow problem.
What else is a girl to do when she has to choose between a pair of glorious Christian Louboutin Madame butterfly’s or spend an hour listening to some nerd psycho babble on about turning your life around? Have you seen the Madame butterfly’s? .Who needs to be sane when you have these shoes by your side? Damn I would plead insanity and poverty if someone could hook me up with these babies !
People need to give LiLo a break. She is a shoeaholic like me and us shoe freaks need to stick together damn it! Quite frankly I think all should be forgiven if you can come to court wearing a pair of 6 inch heels! This is a skill that the judge has clearly not appreciated! Lindsay…. some people may think that this was one of the stupidest PR boo ha’s you have pulled but not me girl, I’m with you 😉